My bio:
Rich Longmore, who lives in Connecticut with a relatively normal wife and two daughters, has been drawing monsters since he could hold a pencil, and used to cut classes in high school so he and his nerdy friends in the "Hyborean Legion" could chuck spears at each other in the woods. He managed to pass enough classes to graduate and go on to get an illustration degree at Parsons School of Design, and now gets paid for doing the same kind of nonsense he used to get in trouble for.